Armadillo Artisan Herbs

Rolling into your fantasy dispensary near you

⚠️ This brand does not exist.

Slow-rolled and barrel-aged in the imagination of a Texas hippie. Armadillo Artisan delivers the dream.

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Products by Armadillo Artisan Herbs

Armadillo Girl Scout Cookies

Armadillo Girl Scout Cookies

Flower / Hybrid

THC 25.0%

$50.00 / 1/8 oz

Sweet and earthy like the cookies, shaped like an armadillo (not really). A f...

by Armadillo Artisan Herbs

Armadillo Gorilla Glue #4

Armadillo Gorilla Glue #4

Flower / Hybrid

THC 30.0%

$55.00 / 1/8 oz

Stickier than an armadillo in tar, this fictional Gorilla Glue #4 is the imag...

by Armadillo Artisan Herbs

Armadillo Artisan Gary Payton

Armadillo Artisan Gary Payton

Flower / Hybrid

THC 24.0%

$52.00 / 1/8 oz

Named for a basketball great, Gary Payton hits like a point guard in this fic...

by Armadillo Artisan Herbs

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