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Rio Grande Sun Grown

Grown under 300 imaginary days of Texas sun

⚠️ This brand does not exist.

Heirloom genetics kissed by the fierce imaginary sun of South Texas and nurtured by fiction since day one.

Flower

Products by Rio Grande Sun Grown

Rio Grande Sun Zkittlez
Flower / Indica
THC 21.0%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Sun-ripened fictional Zkittlez from the banks of the Rio Grande. Taste the ra...
by Rio Grande Sun Grown
Rio Grande Strawberry Cough
Flower / Sativa
THC 19.0%
$40.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet strawberry notes on a warm South Texas breeze. This fictional Strawberr...
by Rio Grande Sun Grown
Rio Grande AK-47
Flower / Hybrid
THC 20.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
A borderland legend, Rio Grande AK-47 fires imaginary terpene rounds that kno...
by Rio Grande Sun Grown
Rio Grande Green Crack
Flower / Sativa
THC 21.5%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
Energizing fictional Green Crack from the Rio Grande basin. More energy than ...
by Rio Grande Sun Grown

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