Alamo City Cannabis Co.
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Right next to the Alamo (in our imaginations), this fictional dispensary honors Texas history with made-up cannabis.
500 Phantom Plaza, San Antonio, TX 78205
210-555-0707 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Sativa
THC 23.0%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
Remember the Alamo and remember this Sour Diesel. Fuel for the rebellious spi...
by Alamo Smoke Works
Flower / Hybrid
THC 24.5%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Heritage-grown fictional Gelato from the imaginary Alamo farmstead. Italian i...
by Alamo Heritage Farms
Flower / Indica
THC 26.5%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Swing your partner 'round and 'round in this fictional two-step of flavor. Al...
by Alamo Heritage Farms
Flower / Sativa
THC 19.5%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
The Pineapple Express trains into San Antonio on an imaginary track of tropic...
by Alamo Smoke Works
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 72.0%
$65.00 / 1g
Solventless fictional rosin squeezed from the courage of the Alamo defenders ...
by Alamo Hash House
Concentrate / Wax
THC 77.0%
$62.00 / 1g
The Alamo spirit channeled into fictional Sour Diesel wax. Bold, loud, and en...
by Alamo Infused Extracts
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 79.0%
$70.00 / 1g
The forbidden made fictionally real. Panhandle Pressed squeezes imaginary For...
by Panhandle Pressed Rosin
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$25.00 / 10pk gummies
Ten imaginary OG Kush gummies from the Alamo Candy Kitchen — each one a tiny ...
by Alamo Candy Kitchen