Arlington Herb Vault
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Midway between Dallas and Fort Worth in the imaginary cannabis corridor, Arlington Herb Vault is a beacon of fake hope.
123 Hazy Heights Blvd, Arlington, TX 76010
817-555-1313 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-6pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 26.0%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
Miracle Alien Cookies from the heart of East Texas pine country. Small batche...
by Piney Woods Small Batch
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.5%
$47.00 / 1/8 oz
The emperor of imaginary hemp, Jack Herer gets the Lone Star craft treatment ...
by Lone Star Craft Flower
Flower / Indica
THC 20.0%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Like a punch from a pine tree — Purple Punch from the Piney Woods is devastat...
by Piney Woods Small Batch
Flower / Hybrid
THC 22.0%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
Nostalgic cereal-sweet flavor with a Texas drawl. Lone Star Craft Cereal Milk...
by Lone Star Craft Flower
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 88.0%
$55.00 / 1g
Pure fictional Blue Dream distillate in a vape cart that doesn't exist. Taste...
by Bluebonnet Distillate Works
Topicals / Salve
THC 15.0%
$40.00 / 1 oz salve
Tough as an armadillo shell, this imaginary cannabis salve provides fictional...
by Armadillo Armor Salve
Topicals / Patch
THC 9.0%
$46.00 / 1 patch
Shell-tough fictional transdermal patch from Armadillo Armor. Clings like an ...
by Armadillo Armor Salve
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 87.0%
$55.00 / 1g
Apple Fritter distillate in a vape cart from the bluebonnet labs. Tastes like...
by Bluebonnet Distillate Works