Armadillo Green Dispensary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Austin's favorite imaginary dispensary. Come for the vibes, stay for the nonexistent deals.
420 Imaginary Blvd, Austin, TX 78701
512-555-0101 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 22.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
A smooth Indica-dominant strain with notes of pine and earth. Pairs well with...
by Longhorn Premium Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet and earthy like the cookies, shaped like an armadillo (not really). A f...
by Armadillo Artisan Herbs
Flower / Hybrid
THC 28.0%
$65.00 / 1/8 oz
Tier-one fictional Wedding Cake for the Longhorn who spares no expense on ima...
by Longhorn Reserve Flower
Flower / Indica
THC 21.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Northern Lights visible from Texas? Not likely. But in our imagination, this ...
by Longhorn Premium Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC 30.0%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Stickier than an armadillo in tar, this fictional Gorilla Glue #4 is the imag...
by Armadillo Artisan Herbs
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 85.0%
$75.00 / 1g
GMO Cookies live resin with Longhorn grit. Technically a concentrate of garli...
by Longhorn Live Resin
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 90.0%
$65.00 / 1g
Lab-crafted fictional Sunset Sherbet distillate — watch the Texas sunset go d...
by Longhorn Terpene Labs
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 81.0%
$75.00 / 1g
Bubba Kush in live resin form, Longhorn-style. Heavy, dark, and couch-locked ...
by Longhorn Live Resin