Corpus Christi Chronic Club

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

A seaside club for imaginary cannabis connoisseurs. The gulf winds are real, the dispensary is absolutely not.

99 Nowhere Near Here Blvd, Corpus Christi, TX 78402

361-555-2020 (not a real number)

Tue-Sun 10am-8pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Rio Grande Strawberry Cough

Flower / Sativa

THC 19.0%

$40.00 / 1/8 oz

Sweet strawberry notes on a warm South Texas breeze. This fictional Strawberr...

by Rio Grande Sun Grown

Rio Grande AK-47

Flower / Hybrid

THC 20.5%

$45.00 / 1/8 oz

A borderland legend, Rio Grande AK-47 fires imaginary terpene rounds that kno...

by Rio Grande Sun Grown

Rio Grande Wax Works Chemdawg

Concentrate / Wax

THC 73.0%

$58.00 / 1g

Pungent fictional Chemdawg wax from the Rio Grande labs. Chemical, earthy, an...

by Rio Grande Wax Works

Rio Grande Hard Candy Sour Diesel Drops

Edibles / Gummies

THC 9.0%

$22.00 / 10pk candies

Sour diesel-flavored fictional hard candies. They dissolve slowly, like the c...

by Rio Grande Hard Candy

Rio Grande Green Crack

Flower / Sativa

THC 21.5%

$46.00 / 1/8 oz

Energizing fictional Green Crack from the Rio Grande basin. More energy than ...

by Rio Grande Sun Grown

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⚠️ SATIRE DISCLOSURE

This is a work of political satire. All store names, brand names, products, and events on this site are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real businesses is coincidental. No cannabis is sold here. This site exists to highlight the absurdity of prohibition and to connect people with real advocacy resources.

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Corpus Christi Chronic Club

Products at This Fake Store

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