Cowtown Cannabis Corner
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Cowtown's only fictional dispensary. The steers are real, the cannabis is not, and everyone is weirdly okay with that.
10 Mirage Market, Fort Worth, TX 76102
817-555-0909 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 8am-9pm, Sun 10am-7pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 26.0%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
Miracle Alien Cookies from the heart of East Texas pine country. Small batche...
by Piney Woods Small Batch
Flower / Sativa
THC 18.5%
$38.00 / 1/8 oz
An outdoor-grown fictional Durban Poison that thrives under imaginary Texas s...
by Armadillo Outdoor Grown
Flower / Indica
THC 20.0%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Like a punch from a pine tree — Purple Punch from the Piney Woods is devastat...
by Piney Woods Small Batch
Flower / Sativa
THC 22.0%
$40.00 / 1/8 oz
Hit like a Texas freight train, Armadillo Outdoor Trainwreck is as chaotic as...
by Armadillo Outdoor Grown
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 78.0%
$70.00 / 1g
Glass-clear fictional shatter from Piney Woods, snapping with the authority o...
by Piney Woods Wax Co.
Concentrate / Wax
THC 74.0%
$60.00 / 1g
Purple Punch wax from the deep pines — punches hard enough to knock reality s...
by Piney Woods Wax Co.
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 12.0%
$22.00 / 1 bar
Dark chocolate infused with fictional Gelato extract, crafted in the imaginar...
by Piney Woods Chocolatier
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 10.0%
$24.00 / 1 bar
Pineapple Express notes in dark chocolate from the East Texas imaginary choco...
by Piney Woods Chocolatier