El Paso Del Norte Dispensary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Right on the border of reality, El Paso Del Norte Dispensary sells imaginary cannabis to imaginary customers daily.
888 Pretend Pass, El Paso, TX 79901
915-555-1111 (not a real number)
Mon-Sun 9am-9pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Sativa
THC 23.0%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
Remember the Alamo and remember this Sour Diesel. Fuel for the rebellious spi...
by Alamo Smoke Works
Flower / Indica
THC 21.0%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Sun-ripened fictional Zkittlez from the banks of the Rio Grande. Taste the ra...
by Rio Grande Sun Grown
Flower / Sativa
THC 19.5%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
The Pineapple Express trains into San Antonio on an imaginary track of tropic...
by Alamo Smoke Works
Concentrate / Wax
THC 77.0%
$62.00 / 1g
The Alamo spirit channeled into fictional Sour Diesel wax. Bold, loud, and en...
by Alamo Infused Extracts
Topicals / Lotion
THC 9.0%
$42.00 / 1 oz lotion
Silky fictional lotion smooth as the Rio Grande at dawn, infused with imagina...
by Rio Grande Relief Lotion
Topicals / Balm
THC 11.0%
$38.00 / 1 oz balm
A soothing fictional balm for the trail-worn Texan. Remember the Alamo; forge...
by Alamo Aromatic Balm
Flower / Hybrid
THC 26.5%
$54.00 / 1/8 oz
Crash into the reception of your imaginations with Alamo Smoke Wedding Crashe...
by Alamo Smoke Works