Franklin Mountains Flower Shop
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Nestled in the shadow of imaginary mountains, this fictional flower shop sources from the finest make-believe Texas farms.
221 Wishbone Way, El Paso, TX 79902
915-555-1212 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 78.0%
$70.00 / 1g
Glass-clear fictional shatter from Piney Woods, snapping with the authority o...
by Piney Woods Wax Co.
Concentrate / Wax
THC 74.0%
$60.00 / 1g
Purple Punch wax from the deep pines — punches hard enough to knock reality s...
by Piney Woods Wax Co.
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 12.0%
$22.00 / 1 bar
Dark chocolate infused with fictional Gelato extract, crafted in the imaginar...
by Piney Woods Chocolatier
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 10.0%
$24.00 / 1 bar
Pineapple Express notes in dark chocolate from the East Texas imaginary choco...
by Piney Woods Chocolatier
Topicals / Patch
THC 7.0%
$48.00 / 1 patch
Imaginary nighttime patch for East Texas insomniacs. Apply at bedtime and dre...
by Piney Woods Wellness Patch
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 28.0%
$25.00 / 1 pre-roll
A thick fictional blunt stuffed with imaginary Gorilla Glue, rolled in the sh...
by Piney Woods Pre-rolls
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 20.0%
$13.00 / 1 pre-roll
A straight-rolled fictional Jack Herer from the Piney Woods. Emperor-grade im...
by Piney Woods Pre-rolls
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 22.0%
$20.00 / 1 pre-roll
Purple Haze in blunt form from the East Texas pines. Hendrix would approve of...
by Piney Woods Pre-rolls