Houston Haze Haven
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Houston's premier fictional dispensary, large enough to fit the city's ambition and nonexistent enough to avoid arrest.
100 Green Dream Blvd, Houston, TX 77002
713-555-0303 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-10pm, Sun 11am-7pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 82.0%
$80.00 / 1g
Flash-frozen fictional OG Kush live resin capturing the full terpene spectrum...
by Rio Grande Resin Lab
Concentrate / Wax
THC 73.0%
$58.00 / 1g
Pungent fictional Chemdawg wax from the Rio Grande labs. Chemical, earthy, an...
by Rio Grande Wax Works
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 83.0%
$78.00 / 1g
Don't make Bruce Banner angry. You wouldn't like his fictional Texas live res...
by Rio Grande Resin Lab
Edibles / Gummies
THC 15.0%
$30.00 / 10pk gummies
Blue Dream gummies that graze freely on the fictional Rio Grande ranch. Soft,...
by Rio Grande Gummy Ranch
Edibles / Gummies
THC 16.0%
$32.00 / 10pk gummies
Sweet Cherry Pie gummies that round up on the fictional ranch and ride off in...
by Rio Grande Gummy Ranch
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 35.0%
$28.00 / 1 pre-roll
Infused with imaginary Wedding Cake live resin, rolled by fictional hands alo...
by Rio Grande Roll Co.
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 34.0%
$26.00 / 1 pre-roll
Infused with fictional AK-47 concentrate, this imaginary pre-roll fires on al...
by Rio Grande Roll Co.
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 20.0%
$14.00 / 1 pre-roll
As forbidden as it gets in Texas, this fictional Forbidden Fruit pre-roll tem...
by Rio Grande Roll Co.