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Hub City Hemp House

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

In the heart of the South Plains, Hub City Hemp House is the fictional cannabis destination for Red Raiders and daydreamers alike.

55 Mirage Mesa Lane, Lubbock, TX 79401
806-555-1515 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Panhandle Wind Runtz
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.0%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Blown in on a Panhandle gust, Panhandle Wind Runtz hits like a norther and ta...
by Panhandle Wind Grown
Armadillo Outdoor Durban Poison
Flower / Sativa
THC 18.5%
$38.00 / 1/8 oz
An outdoor-grown fictional Durban Poison that thrives under imaginary Texas s...
by Armadillo Outdoor Grown
Panhandle Biscotti
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.5%
$53.00 / 1/8 oz
Biscotti baked in the Panhandle oven — that's the sun — this fictional hybrid...
by Panhandle Wind Grown
Armadillo Outdoor Trainwreck
Flower / Sativa
THC 22.0%
$40.00 / 1/8 oz
Hit like a Texas freight train, Armadillo Outdoor Trainwreck is as chaotic as...
by Armadillo Outdoor Grown
Panhandle Prairie Runtz Chews
Edibles / Gummies
THC 14.0%
$28.00 / 10pk gummies
Runtz-flavored imaginary chews from the high plains. Chewy like prairie grass...
by Panhandle Prairie Chews
Panhandle Prairie Grape Ape Chews
Edibles / Gummies
THC 12.0%
$27.00 / 10pk gummies
Purple grape-flavored fictional chews inspired by the Grape Ape strain that d...
by Panhandle Prairie Chews
Panhandle Pinners Blue Dream Slim
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 18.0%
$10.00 / 1 pre-roll
Thin as a Panhandle horizon and packed with fictional Blue Dream. Panhandle P...
by Panhandle Pinners
Panhandle Pinners Cereal Milk Mini
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 19.0%
$10.00 / 1 pre-roll
Slim and creamy, Panhandle Cereal Milk Pinner tastes like Saturday morning ca...
by Panhandle Pinners

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Texas:

Advocacy Organizations

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Contact Your US Senators

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For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
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