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Laredo Border Buds

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Straddling the border of reality and imagination, Laredo Border Buds serves both sides of the fictional cannabis market.

3 Dream Desert Drive, Laredo, TX 78040
956-555-1818 (not a real number)
Mon-Sun 9am-9pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Rio Grande Sun Zkittlez
Flower / Indica
THC 21.0%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Sun-ripened fictional Zkittlez from the banks of the Rio Grande. Taste the ra...
by Rio Grande Sun Grown
Rio Grande Strawberry Cough
Flower / Sativa
THC 19.0%
$40.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet strawberry notes on a warm South Texas breeze. This fictional Strawberr...
by Rio Grande Sun Grown
Rio Grande AK-47
Flower / Hybrid
THC 20.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
A borderland legend, Rio Grande AK-47 fires imaginary terpene rounds that kno...
by Rio Grande Sun Grown
Rio Grande Resin OG Kush Live Resin
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 82.0%
$80.00 / 1g
Flash-frozen fictional OG Kush live resin capturing the full terpene spectrum...
by Rio Grande Resin Lab
Rio Grande Resin Bruce Banner Live Resin
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 83.0%
$78.00 / 1g
Don't make Bruce Banner angry. You wouldn't like his fictional Texas live res...
by Rio Grande Resin Lab
Rio Grande Gummy Ranch Blue Dream Bites
Edibles / Gummies
THC 15.0%
$30.00 / 10pk gummies
Blue Dream gummies that graze freely on the fictional Rio Grande ranch. Soft,...
by Rio Grande Gummy Ranch
Rio Grande Hard Candy Sour Diesel Drops
Edibles / Gummies
THC 9.0%
$22.00 / 10pk candies
Sour diesel-flavored fictional hard candies. They dissolve slowly, like the c...
by Rio Grande Hard Candy
Rio Grande Gummy Ranch Cherry Pie Bites
Edibles / Gummies
THC 16.0%
$32.00 / 10pk gummies
Sweet Cherry Pie gummies that round up on the fictional ranch and ride off in...
by Rio Grande Gummy Ranch

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Texas:

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⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️