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Lone Star Leaf Lounge

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

An entirely pretend cannabis lounge in the live music capital of the world. Imaginary music, real good vibes.

1 Legalize Way, Austin, TX 78702
512-555-0202 (not a real number)
Mon-Sun 10am-8pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Lone Star Blue Dream
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.0%
$40.00 / 1/8 oz
The classic Blue Dream with a Texas twist. As expansive as the sky over the H...
by Lone Star Bloom Co.
Bluebonnet Granddaddy Purple
Flower / Indica
THC 19.5%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Purple buds against a Texas blue sky — this imaginary Granddaddy Purple is as...
by Bluebonnet Gardens Cannabis
Lone Star Craft Jack Herer
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.5%
$47.00 / 1/8 oz
The emperor of imaginary hemp, Jack Herer gets the Lone Star craft treatment ...
by Lone Star Craft Flower
Bluebonnet Boutique Ice Cream Cake
Flower / Indica
THC 29.0%
$60.00 / 1/8 oz
Premium boutique Ice Cream Cake, so dense you can barely imagine it. Bluebonn...
by Bluebonnet Boutique Buds
Lone Star White Widow
Flower / Hybrid
THC 23.5%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Frosted like a Texas ice storm, White Widow gets the Lone Star treatment in t...
by Lone Star Bloom Co.
Longhorn Craft Cereal Milk
Flower / Hybrid
THC 22.0%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
Nostalgic cereal-sweet flavor with a Texas drawl. Lone Star Craft Cereal Milk...
by Lone Star Craft Flower
Bluebonnet Apple Fritter
Flower / Hybrid
THC 28.5%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet as a county fair apple fritter, this fictional heavy-hitter is the gard...
by Bluebonnet Gardens Cannabis
Bluebonnet Beverage Mimosa Sparkling
Edibles / Beverage
THC 8.0%
$18.00 / 12oz can
Mimosa-flavored fictional sparkling cannabis beverage. Brunch in a can, none ...
by Bluebonnet Beverage Works

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Texas:

Advocacy Organizations

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Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
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