Longhorn Leaf Collective
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
A collective of imaginary cannabis enthusiasts in Austin who love their fictional Longhorn strains and satirical menus.
50 Fantasy Farm Road, Austin, TX 78703
512-555-1919 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-10pm, Sun 10am-8pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 22.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
A smooth Indica-dominant strain with notes of pine and earth. Pairs well with...
by Longhorn Premium Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC 28.0%
$65.00 / 1/8 oz
Tier-one fictional Wedding Cake for the Longhorn who spares no expense on ima...
by Longhorn Reserve Flower
Flower / Indica
THC 21.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Northern Lights visible from Texas? Not likely. But in our imagination, this ...
by Longhorn Premium Cannabis
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 85.0%
$75.00 / 1g
GMO Cookies live resin with Longhorn grit. Technically a concentrate of garli...
by Longhorn Live Resin
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 90.0%
$65.00 / 1g
Lab-crafted fictional Sunset Sherbet distillate — watch the Texas sunset go d...
by Longhorn Terpene Labs
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 81.0%
$75.00 / 1g
Bubba Kush in live resin form, Longhorn-style. Heavy, dark, and couch-locked ...
by Longhorn Live Resin
Edibles / Gummies
THC 5.0%
$20.00 / 10pk lozenges
Slow-dissolving fictional OG Kush lozenges. Let them melt in your mouth while...
by Longhorn Lozenge Labs
Edibles / Gummies
THC 6.0%
$20.00 / 10pk lozenges
Lemon Haze lozenges with a citrus zing and fictional therapeutic value. Good ...
by Longhorn Lozenge Labs