Metroplex Mellow Mart
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Serving the Metroplex with mellow imaginary product and maximum fictional chill since we made this place up.
300 Daydream Drive, Dallas, TX 75202
214-555-0606 (not a real number)
Mon-Sun 8am-10pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Concentrate / Wax
THC 75.0%
$60.00 / 1g
Sticky wax extracted from imaginary Gorilla Glue plants in the Panhandle flat...
by Panhandle Plains Extract
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 76.0%
$72.00 / 1g
Cold-pressed fictional Gelato rosin from the Lone Star press room. No solvent...
by Lone Star Rosin Press
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 80.0%
$68.00 / 1g
Brittle imaginary Runtz shatter as flat and expansive as the Panhandle itself...
by Panhandle Shatter Co.
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 20.0%
$15.00 / 1 brownie
A Texas-sized imaginary brownie infused with enough fictional THC to make you...
by Lone Star Bake Shop
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 18.0%
$15.00 / 1 cookie
A fictional cowboy cookie big enough to share with your horse. Loaded with im...
by Lone Star Bake Shop
Topicals / Patch
THC 12.0%
$50.00 / 1 patch
A slow-release fictional transdermal patch engineered for Panhandle wind-chap...
by Panhandle Pain Patch Co.
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 25.0%
$22.00 / 1 pre-roll
Everything is bigger in Texas, including this fictional pineapple-wrapped blu...
by Lone Star Blunt Factory
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 24.0%
$20.00 / 1 pre-roll
Sweet and big, the Lone Star Strawberry Cough blunt is a fictional statement ...
by Lone Star Blunt Factory