River Walk Reefer Emporium
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Floating down the imaginary River Walk with a pretend joint in hand. The best fictional dispensary in all of San Antonio.
8 Dreamland Lane, San Antonio, TX 78207
210-555-0808 (not a real number)
Mon-Sun 10am-9pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet and earthy like the cookies, shaped like an armadillo (not really). A f...
by Armadillo Artisan Herbs
Flower / Hybrid
THC 24.5%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Heritage-grown fictional Gelato from the imaginary Alamo farmstead. Italian i...
by Alamo Heritage Farms
Flower / Hybrid
THC 30.0%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Stickier than an armadillo in tar, this fictional Gorilla Glue #4 is the imag...
by Armadillo Artisan Herbs
Flower / Indica
THC 26.5%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Swing your partner 'round and 'round in this fictional two-step of flavor. Al...
by Alamo Heritage Farms
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$25.00 / 10pk gummies
Ten imaginary OG Kush gummies from the Alamo Candy Kitchen — each one a tiny ...
by Alamo Candy Kitchen
Edibles / Gummies
THC 11.0%
$26.00 / 10pk gummies
Armadillo-shaped fictional Zkittlez chews that taste like tropical fruit and ...
by Armadillo Fruit Chews
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 13.0%
$35.00 / 4pk truffles
Decadent fictional chocolate truffles in Wedding Cake flavor. For the imagina...
by Alamo Candy Kitchen
Topicals / Balm
THC 8.0%
$35.00 / 1 oz balm
A fictional botanical balm infused with imaginary bluebonnet essence and Texa...
by Bluebonnet Body Botanicals