Yellow City Yonder Shop
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Amarillo means yellow in Spanish, and this fictional dispensary is bright with imaginary promise. Route 66 never felt so fake.
1 Cloud Nine Court, Amarillo, TX 79101
806-555-1616 (not a real number)
Mon-Sun 10am-7pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.0%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Blown in on a Panhandle gust, Panhandle Wind Runtz hits like a norther and ta...
by Panhandle Wind Grown
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.5%
$53.00 / 1/8 oz
Biscotti baked in the Panhandle oven — that's the sun — this fictional hybrid...
by Panhandle Wind Grown
Concentrate / Wax
THC 75.0%
$60.00 / 1g
Sticky wax extracted from imaginary Gorilla Glue plants in the Panhandle flat...
by Panhandle Plains Extract
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 80.0%
$68.00 / 1g
Brittle imaginary Runtz shatter as flat and expansive as the Panhandle itself...
by Panhandle Shatter Co.
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 79.0%
$70.00 / 1g
The forbidden made fictionally real. Panhandle Pressed squeezes imaginary For...
by Panhandle Pressed Rosin
Edibles / Gummies
THC 14.0%
$28.00 / 10pk gummies
Runtz-flavored imaginary chews from the high plains. Chewy like prairie grass...
by Panhandle Prairie Chews
Edibles / Gummies
THC 12.0%
$27.00 / 10pk gummies
Purple grape-flavored fictional chews inspired by the Grape Ape strain that d...
by Panhandle Prairie Chews
Topicals / Patch
THC 12.0%
$50.00 / 1 patch
A slow-release fictional transdermal patch engineered for Panhandle wind-chap...
by Panhandle Pain Patch Co.