Totally Fake Dispensaries in Texas
420 Imaginary Blvd, Austin, TX 78701
512-555-0101
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
1 Legalize Way, Austin, TX 78702
512-555-0202
Mon-Sun 10am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
100 Green Dream Blvd, Houston, TX 77002
713-555-0303
Mon-Sat 9am-10pm, Sun 11am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
7 Wishful Way, Houston, TX 77003
713-555-0404
Tue-Sun 10am-9pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
2 Fantasy Freeway, Dallas, TX 75201
214-555-0505
Mon-Sat 9am-10pm, Sun 10am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
300 Daydream Drive, Dallas, TX 75202
214-555-0606
Mon-Sun 8am-10pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
500 Phantom Plaza, San Antonio, TX 78205
210-555-0707
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
8 Dreamland Lane, San Antonio, TX 78207
210-555-0808
Mon-Sun 10am-9pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
10 Mirage Market, Fort Worth, TX 76102
817-555-0909
Mon-Sat 8am-9pm, Sun 10am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
404 Nope Street, Fort Worth, TX 76103
817-555-1010
Tue-Sun 10am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
888 Pretend Pass, El Paso, TX 79901
915-555-1111
Mon-Sun 9am-9pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
221 Wishbone Way, El Paso, TX 79902
915-555-1212
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
123 Hazy Heights Blvd, Arlington, TX 76010
817-555-1313
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
77 Gulf Breeze Blvd, Corpus Christi, TX 78401
361-555-1414
Mon-Sun 10am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
55 Mirage Mesa Lane, Lubbock, TX 79401
806-555-1515
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
1 Cloud Nine Court, Amarillo, TX 79101
806-555-1616
Mon-Sun 10am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
6 Stardust Stroll, Plano, TX 75023
972-555-1717
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 12pm-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
3 Dream Desert Drive, Laredo, TX 78040
956-555-1818
Mon-Sun 9am-9pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
50 Fantasy Farm Road, Austin, TX 78703
512-555-1919
Mon-Sat 9am-10pm, Sun 10am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
99 Nowhere Near Here Blvd, Corpus Christi, TX 78402
361-555-2020
Tue-Sun 10am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
Imaginary Brands
and 38 more imaginary brands...
Featured Fake Products
Flower / Indica
THC 22.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
A smooth Indica-dominant strain with notes of pine and earth. Pairs well with...
by Longhorn Premium Cannabis
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.0%
$40.00 / 1/8 oz
The classic Blue Dream with a Texas twist. As expansive as the sky over the H...
by Lone Star Bloom Co.
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet and earthy like the cookies, shaped like an armadillo (not really). A f...
by Armadillo Artisan Herbs
Flower / Indica
THC 19.5%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Purple buds against a Texas blue sky — this imaginary Granddaddy Purple is as...
by Bluebonnet Gardens Cannabis
Flower / Sativa
THC 23.0%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
Remember the Alamo and remember this Sour Diesel. Fuel for the rebellious spi...
by Alamo Smoke Works
Flower / Hybrid
THC 28.0%
$65.00 / 1/8 oz
Tier-one fictional Wedding Cake for the Longhorn who spares no expense on ima...
by Longhorn Reserve Flower
Flower / Hybrid
THC 24.5%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Heritage-grown fictional Gelato from the imaginary Alamo farmstead. Italian i...
by Alamo Heritage Farms
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.0%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Blown in on a Panhandle gust, Panhandle Wind Runtz hits like a norther and ta...
by Panhandle Wind Grown
Flower / Indica
THC 21.0%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Sun-ripened fictional Zkittlez from the banks of the Rio Grande. Taste the ra...
by Rio Grande Sun Grown
Flower / Hybrid
THC 26.0%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
Miracle Alien Cookies from the heart of East Texas pine country. Small batche...
by Piney Woods Small Batch
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.5%
$47.00 / 1/8 oz
The emperor of imaginary hemp, Jack Herer gets the Lone Star craft treatment ...
by Lone Star Craft Flower
Flower / Indica
THC 29.0%
$60.00 / 1/8 oz
Premium boutique Ice Cream Cake, so dense you can barely imagine it. Bluebonn...
by Bluebonnet Boutique Buds
Upcoming (Imaginary) Events
These events are fictional. Dates are always in the future. Just like federal legalization.
7:00 PM
Armadillo Green Dispensary
Hosted by: Longhorn Premium Cannabis
Admission: Free (imaginary)
6:00 PM
Lone Star Leaf Lounge
Hosted by: Lone Star Bloom Co.
Admission: Free (imaginary)
7:30 PM
Houston Haze Haven
Hosted by: Panhandle Plains Extract
Admission: Free (imaginary)
5:00 PM
Alamo City Cannabis Co.
Hosted by: Alamo Hash House
Admission: Free (imaginary)
6:30 PM
Cowtown Cannabis Corner
Hosted by: Piney Woods Wax Co.
Admission: Free (imaginary)
7:00 PM
Big D Bud Bar
Hosted by: Bluebonnet Distillate Works
Admission: Free (imaginary)
4:20 PM
Armadillo Green Dispensary
Hosted by: Armadillo Artisan Herbs
Admission: Free (imaginary)
5:30 PM
Lone Star Leaf Lounge
Hosted by: Bluebonnet Body Botanicals
Admission: Free (imaginary)
6:00 PM
Houston Haze Haven
Hosted by: Rio Grande Resin Lab
Admission: Free (imaginary)
7:00 PM
Arlington Herb Vault
Hosted by: Lone Star Craft Flower
Admission: Free (imaginary)